After RAHMAN theory, it is theory MAHATHIR! (Selepas teori RAHMAN, adalah teori MAHATHIR!)

 tunku

 tunrazak

 

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End of RAHMAN Theory (Tamatlah Teori RAHMAN)

Beginning of MAHATHIR Theory (Permulaan Teori MAHATHIR)

 

Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

nizar

Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

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Following that (Dan seterusnya)

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Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

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Or (Atau)

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R.A.H.M.A.N Theory (Teori R.A.H.M.A.N)

 

R – Tunku Abdul Rahman

A – Tun Abdul Razak

H – Tun Hussein Onn

M – Tun Dr. Mahathir bin Mohammad

A – Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi

N – Dato’ Sri  Mohd Najib Razak

 

M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R Theory (Teori M.A.H.A.T.H.I.R)

 M – Mukhriz Mahathir? Muhyiddin? Mohamad Nizar? Mohd Zaid Ibrahim? Mustapa Mohamed? Mohamed Azmin Ali, Mohd Shafie Apdal ? ??????????????

A –  Anwar Ibrahim? Ahmad Zahid, Abdul Hadi Awang?  Anifah Aman?Altantuya? ???????

H – Husam Musa? Hishammuddin?  Hannah? Hang Tuah? Hang Jebat? Hang Siapa? ?????????

A – Ali? Ahmad? Ah Kau? Ah Seng, Ah Beng? Ashia? Arpita? Agi? Ago? Andartu? Antares? Aruna? ???????????

T – Teresa? Tengku? Tiong? Tony? ??????????????????????

H – ??????????

I – ??????????

R – ?????????

 

Why teori MAHATHIR? (Kenapa teori MAHATHIR?)

 Why not (Kenapa tidak) teori-teori ABDUL, RAZAK, HUSSEIN, ABDULLAH, NAJIB, RAHMAT, RAHMAT, ALTANTUYA, APANAMA, ELIZABETH, ARNAUD, SIVA, NIZAR, PPSMI ROSMAH, SINGH, NAJIB, TITANIC ??????

 Answer coming soon! Subject to consent by DYMM SPBYD Agong and Parliament.

(Jawapan akan menyusul! Tertakluk kepada DYMM SPBYD Agong  perkenankan dan Parlimen.)

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Tips from Nostradamus: Birth of a New Malaysia. (Tip drpd Nostradamus: Kelahiran sebuah Malaysia Baru)

1. N for Najib in RAHMAN theory? Najib’s full name is Mohd Najib and not Najib only. (N untuk Najib di teori RAHMAN? Nama penuh Najib ialah Mohd Najib dan bukan Najib sahaja.)

2. MAHATHIR theory is for “Speak England” only. (Teori MAHATHIR untuk mereka yang “Speak England” sahaja.)

3. Please read “Destiny or Predictions? (Sila baca “Takdir atau Ramalan?)

4. Mahathir theory is for “No corruption” only. (Teori MAHATHIR untuk mereka yang “Tiada korupsi” sahaja.)

5. Barisan Nasional and PR Formula after 2012 is: (Formula BN dan PR selepas 2012 ialah:)

     New BN = Old BN + 1/3 PAS + 1/2 PKR + NGO + Independent MPs. 

     (BN Baru = BN Lama + 1/3 PAS + 1/2 PKR + NGO + Ahli Parlimen Bebas)

     New PR = 2/3 PAS + DAP + 1/2 PKR + NGO + 1/4 Old BN + Independent MPs.

     (PR Baru = 2/3 PAS + DAP + 1/2 PKR + NGO + 1/4 BN Lama + Ahli Parlimen Bebas)

6. Mohamad Nizar become MP. (Mohamad Nizar menjadi Ahli Parlimen)

7. Mohd Zaid Ibrahim join PR. (Mohd Zaid Ibrahim  masuk PR)

8. Mohamad Nazri Abd Aziz leave BN. (Mohamad Nazri Abd Aziz Keluar BN)

9. Sabah and Sarawak – Rising Powers in BN. (Sabah dan Sarawak- Naik Berkuasa di BN) 

10. Tun Mahathir and family join UMNO again. (Tun Mahathir dan keluarga masuk UMNO semula)

11. PAS split into Erdogan and Ulama groups). (PAS berpecah kepada kumpulan Erdogan dan Ulama) 

12. MCA split into 2 camps. (MCA berpecah kepada 2 kem)

13. Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi camp leaves UMNO. (Kem Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi keluar UMNO)

14. Datuk Samy Velu resign from MIC. (Datuk Samy Velu letak jawatan di MIC)

15. Gerakan and PPP party disbanded. (Parti Gerakan dan PPP dibubarkan)

16. Please read “Predictions of 10 Possiblities in Malaysia” below. (Tolong baca “Ramalan atas 10 Kemungkinan di Malaysia” dibawah)

17. By-elections again in Penang, Trengganu, Selangor and Perlis. (Pilihanraya Kecil semula di Pulau Pinang, Trengganu, Selangor dan Perlis)

18. Mohamad Nizar wins post of Vice President in PAS. (Mohamad Nizar menang jawatan Naib Presiden PAS.

19. Husam Musa wins Deputy President in PAS. (Husam Musa menang jawatan Timbalan Presiden PAS)

20. By-elections for 3 seats again in Perak. (Pilihanraya kecil untuk 3 tempat di Perak semula.)

21. PKR wins again Penanti seat in Penang. (PKR menang semula kawasan Penanti di Penang.)

22. By-elections in Johore, Negri Sembilan and Sabah. (Pilihanraya kecil di Johor, Negri Sembilan dan Sabah.) 

23. BN Government uses trust funds, pensions funds and economic policies changes to boost KLCI index to 3000 points before 2012 elections. (Kerajaan BN menggunakan Tabung Amanah, tabung persaraan dan polisi ekonomik untuk melonjakan index Bursa ke 3000 mata menjelang pilihanraya 2012.)

24. PAS wins Manik Urai by-election. (PAS menang di Manik Urai.)

25. Restrictions on trading in Malaysian Ringgit currency lifted. (Kekangan perdagangan Matawang Ringgit Malaysia dihapuskan).

26. Foreign Investment Committee(FIC) disbanded. (Jawatankuasa FIC dibubarkan.)

27. Government agrees to build Crooked bridge and 3rd Bridge. (Kerajaan bersetuju membina jambatan bengkok dan jambatan ke-3.) 

28. PAS wins Permatang Pasir by-election. (PAS menang di Permatang Pasir.)

29. Component party of BN Sabah leaves BN. (Parti komponen BN Sabah keluar BN.) 

30. Kedah State Assembly dissolved. By-election again. (DUN Kedah dibubarkan. Pilihanraya kecil semula.)

31. Oil, gold and commodities doubles in price and KLCI reaches 2000 points by end 2010. (Harga minyak, emas dan komoditi berganda dan KLCI mencapai 2000 mata berakhir tahun 2010.)

32. DSAI acquitted of sodomy charges. (DSAI dibebaskan tuduhan-tuduhan sodomi.)

33. UMNO wins Bagan Pinang by-election. (UMNO menang di Bagan Pinang.)

34. Govt. boost economic recovery in 2010-2012 by spending all funds under 10th Malaysian Plan before general election. (Kerajaan melonjatkan pemulihan ekonomi pada tempoh 2010-2012 dengan membelanjakan semua peruntukan di bawah Rancangan Malaysia Ke-10 sebelum pilihan raya umum.)

35. Israel launches air raids on Iran’s atomic centres and leadership. (Israel melancarkan serangan udara ke atas pusat-pusat atomik dan pemimpinan Iran.) 

36. Strong earthquake rocks Indonesia and Australia causing giant volcanic eruptions and tsunami. (Gempa Bumi besar melanda Indonesia dan Australia menyebabkan letupan gunung berapi dan tsunami.)

37. Independents win more seats in Parliament then BN or PR in 2012 general elections. Everyone aspires to be Yang Berhormat. (Calon Bebas memenangi lebih kerusi di Parlimen dari parti BN atau PR pada pilihan raya umum 2012. Semua orang bercita-cita nak jadi Yang Berhormat.)

38. KLCI Index crosses 1300 points by Dec 2009 lead by Chip manufacturers and Technology stocks. Indeks Bursa melintas 1300 mata pada Dis 2009 di dahului oleh stok-stok pembuat cip dan teknologi.

39. Selangor Govt. forced to call for by-election after no-confidence vote at State Assembly. (Kerajaan Selangor terpaksa mengadakan pilihan raya semula selepas undi tidak percaya di Dewan Negeri.) 

40. Another revolution in Iran. Iranian leaders assasinated and overthrown. (Revolusi semula di Iran. Pemimpin Iran terbunuh dan digulingkan.)

41. Major pension and sovereign foreign funds renter KLSE market. (Tabung pencen dan sovereign negara asing memasukki Bursa KL.) 

42. Tengku Razaleigh leaves UMNO and becomes PR adviser. (Tengku Razaleigh keluar UMNO dan menjadi Penasihat PR.)

43. MCA turmoil continues until a woman was elected it’s first President. (Perbalahan MCA diteruskan sahingga seorang wanita dipilih Presiden.)

44. More NGOs formed and more MPs aspire to be independent MPs in next GE. (Lebih banyak NGOs ditubuhkan dan lebih ramai Ahli Parlimen beraspirasi menjadi Ahli Parlimen Bebas dalam PRU akan datang. 

45. OKT and team wins MCA presidential elections. More women elected. (OKT dan tim menang pengundian Presiden MCA. Lebih wanita dipilih.)

46. Pakatan Rakyat Zaid wins Hulu Selangor by-election. (Pakatan Rakyat Zaid memenangi pilihan raya kecil Hulu Selangor.)

47. SUPP Robert Lau Jr wins Sibu by-election. (PRBS Robert Lau Jr memenangi pilihan raya kecil Sibu.)

48. Wan Azizah takes over as President of PKR and PR party. (Wan Azizah mengambil alih sebagai Presiden parti PKR dan PR.)

49. Component party of Sarawak leaves BN. (Parti komponen Sarawak keluar BN.)

50. By-election again in Sabah, Pahang and Trengganu. (Pilihanraya kecil semula di Sabah, Pahang dan Trengganu.)

51. Mohamad Nizar, Zaid and Lim Guan Eng nominated to spearhead PR for 2012 general election. (Mohamad Nizar, Zaid dan Lim Guan Eng dilantik oleh PR untuk menerajui pilihanraya umum 2012.)

52. Singapore Govt. allows withdrawal of Malaysians CPF savings. (Kerajaan Singapura membenarkan pengeluaran simpanan CPF rakyat Malaysia.)

53. More religious political parties are formed. Catholic, Methodist, Protestant, Taoist, Confucianism, Buddhist, Sunni, Wahhabi, Syiah, Bahai, Sikhism etc for next general election. (Lebih ramai parti politik ditubuhkan. Katolik, Methodist, Protestant,Taoist, Confucius, Buddha, Sunni, Wahhabi, Syiah, Bahai, Sikh dll untuk pilihanraya umum akan datang.)

54. Major Cabinet reshuffle sees more East Malaysians Ministers and pro-Najib Ministers. New Ministry formed. (Rombakan besar Kabinet melihatkan lebih ramai Rakyat Malaysia Timur dan pro Najib menjadi Menteri.Kementerian Baru diwujudkan).

55. Disaster struck during start of World Cup. Stadium collapses. (Bencana datang sewaktu bermula Piala Dunia. Stadium runtuh.)

56. UMNO Youth leader appointed Minister of new Ministry. (Ketua Pemuda UMNO dilantik Menteri dalam Kementerian Baru.)

57. England Brazil Holland and Spain enter World Cup Finals. (Sepanyol dan Belanda Brazil  England masuk pertandingan akhir Piala Dunia.)

58. Mukhriz Mahathir appointed full Minister. (Mukhriz Mahathir dilantik Menteri penuh.)

59. UMNO holds EGM to resolve internal power struggle between supporters of 3 camps. (UMNO adakan perhimpunan EGM untuk menyelesaikan pergolakan rebut kuasa antara penyokong-penyokong 3 kem.)

60.  PKR creates 2 Deputy Presidents posts. Nurul and Azmin both elected as Deputy President. (PKR wujud 2 jawatan Timbalan Presiden. Nurul dan Azmin dilantik.)

61. BN wins in Galas and Batu Sapi By-elections. (BN menang di pilihanraya kecil Galas dan Batu Sapi.)

62. Only State Elections in Sabah, Sarawak and Perak early 2011. (Pilihanraya Negeri di Sabah, Sarawak dan Perak sahaja awal 2011.)

63. BN wins in Tenang, Johore By-election. (BN menang di pilihanraya kecil Tenang, Johore)

64. Genting awarded another casino license in Malaysia. (Genting diberikan satu lagi lesesn kasino di Malaysia.)

65. Bridge to Langkawi awarded. (Jambatan ke Langkawi dikurniakan.)

66. BN wins in Merlimau, Malacca By-election. (BN menang di Pilihanraya Kecil Merlimau, Melaka.)

67. BN wins in Kerdau, Pahang By-election. (BN menang di Pilihanraya Kecil Kerdau, Pahang.)

68. Government agrees to have 3 Deputy PM. (Kerajaan bersetuju dengan 3 Timbalan PM.)

69. BN wins Sarawak State Elections with smaller majority. (BN menang Pilihanraya Negeri Sarawak dengan majoriti kecil.)

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