How to Lose in Elections! 2 Parts Series. (Bagaimana untuk Kalah dalam Pilihanraya! 2 Bahagian Bersiri)

(Versi BM dibawah)

Malaysia politicians are a very funny lot. They can teach Malaysians how to make them lose elections easily but not teach us how to vote for them. Why?

1.They think that only Malaysian men who make up about half the voters are the priority group.

2. They think that Malaysians age 40 and above are the priority group in elections.

3. They underestimate the intelligence of the voting population and think they are quite brainless. 

4.They forgot that information and misinformation in this world is now easily accessible and ascertained and cannot be controlled nor blocked out easily.

5. They think that all Malaysians can be easily influenced and cowered via money, bribes, rascism, religion, threats, jobs, business, favours, licences, land, education and whatnot.   

6. They forgot that all over the world, politicians are at the bottom of the least trusted people followed by political bloggers.

7.They think they are the most patriotic people, best morality, most religious, most intelligent and smartest, most principled and have the best ideas on how to govern a nation.

So, this 2 parts series will be devoted to:

Part 1 – How to lose an election for BN politicians.

Part 2 – How to lose an election for PR politicians.

to be cont’d

(Versi BM)

Ahli-ahli politik Malaysia sungguh lucu. Mereka boleh mengajar kita bagaimana untuk kalah dalam pilihanraya dengan mudah tetapi tidak mengajar kita bagaimana nak undikan mereka. Mengapa?

1.Mereka menganggap hanya lelaki Malaysia yang  hampir separuh pengundi keseluruhan adalah golongan prioriti.

2. Mereka menganggap rakyat Malaysia berumur 40 tahun keatas adalah golongan prioriti semasa pilihanraya.

3. Mereka memperkecilkan  intelek pengundi-pengundi dan menanggap mereka tidak berakal.

4.Mereka lupa infomasi dan infomasi memgelirukan didalam duniawi sekarang senang diperolehi dan ditentukan kebenaran dan tidak semudah dikawal atau ditutup.

5. Mereka menganggap semua rakyat Malaysia senang diperdayakan dan ditakutkan melalui duit, rasuah, rasisma, agama, ugutan, pekerjaan, perniagaan, sogokan, lesen, tanah, pendidikan dan lain-lain.

6. Mereka lupa bahawa didalam seluruh dunia,  ahli-ahli  politik adalah dibawah sekali dalam golongan orang yang paling tidak dipercayai diikuti dengan pemblog politik.

7.Mereka menganggap mereke lah yang paling patriotic, paling bermoral, paling berugama, paling cerdik pandai, paling berprinsip dan mempunyai fikiran yang paling baik bagaimana mengurus sesebuah Negara.

Jadi, 2 bahagian bersiri ini akan ditumpukan kepada:

Bahagian 1 – Bagaimana nak kalah dalam pilihanraya untuk ahli-ahli politik BN

Bahagian 2 – Bagaimana nak kalah dalam pilihanraya untuk ahli-ahli politik PR

(akan sambung)

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