Why There Must Be Another By-election in Ulu Selangor! (Mengapa Pilihanraya Kecil di Ulu Selangor Harus Diadakan Semula!)

Because so many people are not happy and satisfied with the previous results! Look at the issues.

(Kerana ramai orang sedih dan tidak puas hati dengan keputusan kelmarin! Tengoklah isi-isu.)

1.Both parties claim each other bribed the voters to vote for them.

   (Kedua-dua parti menuntut masing-masing merasuah pengundi-pengundi untuk undikan mereka.)

2. The Chineses did not vote for BN and are ungrateful.

    (Orang-orang Cina tidak mengundi BN dan tidak mengenang budi.)

3. The Malays and Indians vote for BN and are grateful.

    (Orang-orang Melayu dan India mengundi BN dan amat mengenang budi.)

4. The Chinese vote on National issues and not local issues.

     (Orang-orang Cina mengundi atas isu-isu Nasional dan bukan tempatan)

5. The Malays and Indians vote on local issues.

    (Orang-orang Melayu dan India mengundi atas isu-isu tempatan.)

6. The Malays are not racists since they vote an Indian.

     (Orang-orang Melayu bukan rasis kerana mengundi orang India.)

7. The Chinese are not racists since they vote a Malay.

     (Orang-orang Cina bukan rasis kerana mengundi orang Melayu.)

8. The Indians are racists since they vote an Indian.

     (Orang-orang India rasis kerana mengundi orang India.)

9. The Chinese cannot be bribed.

     (Orang-orang Cina tidak boleh dirasuah.)

10. The Malays and Indians are easily bribed.

     (Orang-orang Melayu dan India senang dirasuah.)

11. The Chinese don’t mind drinkers, gamblers and womanizers.

     (Orang-orang Cina tidak kisah peminum, penjudi dan kaki perempuan.)

12. The Malays don’t mind religion, drinkers and beggars.

       (Orang-orang Melayu tidak kisah ugama, peminum dan pengemis.)

13. The Indians don’t mind name calling, beggars and power brokers.

      (Orang-orang India tidak kisah dipanggil apa-apa, pengemis dan broker kuasa)

15. The Malays think it is Ketuanan Melayu won the day.

      (Orang-orang Melayu merasa Ketuanan Melayu yang memenangkan.

16. The Chinese think it is Ketuanan Cina won the day.

       (Orang-orang Cina merasa Ketuanan Cina yang memenangkan.)

17. The Indians think it is Ketuanan India wins the day.

       (Orang-orang India merasa Ketuanan India yang memenangkan.)

18. The Orang Asli think it is Ketuanan Orang Asli Department.

      (Orang-orang Asli merasa Ketuanan Jabatan Hal Ehwal Oang Asli yang memenangkan.)

19. Everyone thinks it is this or that of what the Malays, Chineses and Indians voted for.

      (Semua orang berpendapat semestinya inilah cara-cara orang-orang Melayu ke, Cina ke, India ke mengundi.)

The Orang Asli don’t mind anything at all. They are just Orang Asli and neither Bumiputera, nor Non-Bumiputera, Malaysians or Non-Malaysians. They believe everything you promise and just want their land to be returned.

(Orang Asli tidak kisah semua benda tu. Mereka cuma Orang Asli dan bukan golongan Bumiputera atau Bukan Bumiputera, rakyat Malaysia ke atau bukan rakyat Malaysia. Mereka percaya semua yang dijanjikan oleh kamu dan cuma hendak tanah mereka dikembalikan kepada mereka. )  

So. make everyone happy and have another by-election. Everyone will be happy from the Ulu Selangor voters and party members to political analysts to prove who is correct. More money, more land, more projects, more smiling, more dinners, more bribes, more frogs jumping, more visitors, more development and finally more sweet promises even though some are just dreams. For the Orang Asli of Ulu Selangor, they just want back all their land of their ancestors. We are all just squatting and promising things which actually belongs to them.

(Jadi, buatlah semua orang gembira semula dan adakan semula pilihanraya kecil. Semua orang akan suka, dari pengundi-pengundi Ulu Selangor, ahli-ahli parti sahingga penganalisa politik untuk menentukan siapa yang betul. Lebih duit, lebih tanah, lebih projek, lebih senyuman, lebih kenduri, lebih rasuah, lebih katak melompat, lebih pelawat-pelawat, lebih pembangunan dan akhirnya lebih janji-janji manis padahal sesetengahnya cuma angan-angan sahaja. Untuk orang-orang Asli di Ulu Selangor, mereka cuma hendak tanah nenek-moyang mereka dikembalikan. Kita semua cuma menumpang dan menjanjikan benda-benda yang seharusnya milik mereka.)

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