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Ulu Selangor Voters are not Stupid! (Pengundi-pengundi Ulu Selangor tidak Bodoh!)

Why is the results of Ulu Selangor By-election so hard to analyze and all predictions seem so far apart before the elections?

(Mengapakah keputusan pilihanraya kecil Ulu Selangor sukar di analisa dan semua tilikan amat tersasar sebelum keputusan? )

The Answers: (Jawapannya:)

(1)  The voters in Ulu Selangor are not stupid as what politicians think! (Pengundi-pengundi Ulu Selangor tidak bodoh sepertimana ahli-ahli politik fikirkan!)

(2)  This is a by-election. It doesn’t change anything in Ulu Selangor or the State/Federal Government. Live still goes on as usual until the next general election.

(Ini ialah pilihan raya kecil sahaja. Tidak akan berubah apa-apa di Ulu Selangor atau kerajaan Negeri/Persekutuan). Kehidupan harian berjalan seperti biasa sahinggalah Pilihan Raya Umum.)

(3)  The only people look very excited are the politicians and their members only, not the local folks. (Cuma ahli-ahli politik dan member-membernya sahaja yang beria-ria sangat, bukannya penduduk tempatan.)

(4)  So vote according to what I think, not what the politician want me to think. (Jadi undi ikut apa saya fikirkan bukan apa yang ahli politik hendak aku fikirkan.)

The Results: (Akibatnya:)

1)    BN won with only majority of 1725 votes out of a total of 48935 votes polled. In percentage terms it is only 3.525% at a cost of a few hundred million RM thrown in by both parties. Is that productive? Does it change anything to either party? The only winners are the Hulu Selangor recipients.

(BN menang dengan majority 1725 undi daripada sejumlah 48935 undi yang dibuangkan. Dari segi peratusan, ia cuma 3.525% atas kos beberapa ratus juta RM yang dilaburkan oleh kedua-kedua parti. Adakah ianya produktif? Adakah ianya membawa perubahan kepada kedua-dua parti? Pemenangnya adalah penerima-penerima Hulu Selangor sahaja.)

2)    Contrary to what politicians and political analyst think, the majority of Hulu Selangor voters voted after thinking very hard the following facts:

(Berbedza dengan apa ahli politik dan penganalisa politik fikirkan, majority pengundi Ulu Selangor mengundi selepas memikir dengan panjang fakta-fakta berikut:)

a. NEM and 1Malaysia theme – What is that? No understand la.

   (Tema NEM dan 1Malaysia – (Apa benda tu? Tak faham la.)

b. Money and allocations – Good la. You give I take. It’s not yours anyway.

    (Duit dan peruntukan – Bagus la. You bagi I ambik. Bukan you punya pun.)

c. PERKASA and Superiority – Who? What? Social Security body? Money, land and free makan/show la is king.

    (PERKASA dan Ketuanan – Siapa? Apa? Pertubuhan Kesatuan Kebajikan Pekerja? Duit, tanah dan kenduri/pertunjukan la    maharaja)

d. MCA, MIC, PKR, PERKASA, Mahathir, TGNA, Gerakan, PAS, DAP, Hindraf, Makkal Sakti etc. – Only UMNO got money to give la.

(MCA,MIC,PKR, PERKASA, Mahathir, TGNA, Gerakan, PAS, DAP, Hindraf, Makkal Sakti dll. – Cuma UMNO ada duit untuk bagi la.

e. Fairness, Integrity, Accountabilty etc – I don’t see it here in Ulu Selangor? Stop dreaming. Where got one in the real world?

(Kesaksamaan, Integriti, Akauntabiliti dll – I tak nampak benda ni kat Ulu Selangor? Hentilah bermimpi. Mana ada dalam dunia nyata?

f.  DSNTR, Moheedin, Ibrahim, Halili, Chua, Ong, Samy, Tun and Tan Sri, Khalid, TGNA, Kamal, Nathan, Tan, Lim, Hadi etc etc. – I know all. All from Mongolia?

(DSNTR, Moheedin, Ibrahim, Halili, Chua, Ong, Samy, Tun dan Tan Sri, Khalid, TGNA, Kamal, Nathan, Tan, Lim, Hadi dll dll. – I kenal semua. Semua dari Mongolia kan?)

g. Politicians and Party – All play-play and no work la. All rubbish talk only la. You got see anybody work as hard as me?

(Ahli Politik dan Parti – Semua berpoya-poya dan tidak kerja la. Semua kelentong saja la. You jumpa ke sesiapa kerja seberat saya?)

h. Scopene, PKFZ, Sodomy etc. – I know. Is it a snake, vulgar word and some kind of mee?

(Scopene, PKFZ, Sodomi dll. – I tahu. Adakah ia jenis ular, bahasa kesat dan sejenis mi?)

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