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A Sinking “Titanic” (BN) in Malaysia? (The show has just begun!) Karamnya “Titanic”(BN) di Malaysia? (Tayangan baru bermula!)

(Versi Bahasa Melayu dibawah)

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Malaysia’s Titanic (BN) was deemed unsinkable when it was first launched. Even when it hit an iceberg on  8 March 2008, it was so hard to accept that the ship will sink. When all efforts to save the ship from sinking was finally abandoned, the Captain (DSAB) just stood silently awaiting the fate as a forlorn man. He was hoping the Carpentia or some other nearby ships will come in time to save the passengers. It was sad to see the Captain firing off some distress flares to alert the Carpentier, but the Carpentier’s Captain (DSNTR) was just not convinced that the Titanic was in distress.

 

In between is a love story of   Leonardo DiCaprio (DSAI) and Kate Winslet (Azizah). Azizah refused to abandon her love, even though many a times, events show she should just save herself. She held on to hopes, hoping against hope that she and her love can pull thru and both will survive this tragedy. Both suffered mentally and emotionally and in  the end, it was Azizah left to tell the tale of a great man who sacrificed himself to save her.

 

As for the crew of the Titanic (Little Napoleons) and their friends who are rich and powerful corporate figures, who helped run the ship, did you see the desperation when they found out that the ship is really sinking. Most of them scramble to save their lives and abandon ship and some, with loads of money found they can’t buy anything they wanted, even a place on a lifeboat to save their lives (TDM migration). But not all, for there were a few brave Napoleons who tried to show they are committed to the name of Titanic (BN) and the show continues.

 

There was an old couple (MIC & PPP) who just lay in bed waiting for the ship to sink, abandoned by the young and too old to move around anymore. There were also musicians (MCA, PBB, LDP, PBRS, PRS, SAPP, SPDP, SUPP, UPKO) still playing the ship’s songs and died like true musicians dedicated to their role of love for the Titanic music. There were also some crew (GERAKAN) still working to plug the leaks at the bottom of the ship until they themselves died thinking they were heroes not knowing the ship cannot be saved just by plugging some holes.

 

Do you know who was the director of Titanic (BN) show? James Cameron (TDM).

 

Do you know who the Scriptwriter was? Again TDM!

 

Did you know this show was shown around the world?

 

Did you know Malaysia has some of the best actors and actresses and supporting casts?

 

Anyway, it was just a movie, for the real show has only just begun!

 

(Versi Bahasa Melayu)

 

Titanic (BN) Malaysia dianggap tidak boleh tenggelam semasa dilancarkan dahulu. Sungguhpun terlanggar tungkul air batu pada 8 Mac 2008, ia masih sukar dipercayai bahawa ia akan tenggelam. Apabila segala usaha untuk menyelamatkan kapal didapati sia-sia, Kaptennya (DSAB) berdiri bersendirian menunggu qadar dengan muka penuh dukacita. Dia masih berharap Carpentier atau lain-lain kapal berhampiran akan datang menyelamatkan penumpang-penumpangnya. Amatlah sedih ketika itu, melihat Kaptennya menembak beberapa mercun penyelamat untuk memberi isyarat kepada Carpentier tetapi Kapten Carpentier (DSNTR) masih tidak yakin Titanic dalam keadaan kecemasan.

 

Dalam tayangannya, ada babak percintaan antara Leonardo DiCaprio (DSAI) dan Kate Winslet Azizah). Azizah enggan meninggalkan kekasihnya walaupun terdapat beberapa kejadian yang memungkinnya meninggal kekasihnya dan menyelamatkan diri. Dia memegang kuat kepada harapan agar kedua-dua mereka akan dapat mengharungi bencana yang ditimpa dan akan diselamatkan dari tragedi tersebut. Kedua-dua mereka melalui seksaan mental dan emosional dan diakhirnya tinggal Azizah sahaja yang bercerita berkenaan seseorang lelaki yang mengorbankan nyawanya demi menyelamatkan beliau.

 

Tentang anak-anak kapal Titanic (Little Napoleons) yang menguruskan kapal dan sahabat-sahabat mereka yang kaya dan berwatak korporat, adakah anda nampak muka-muka cemas mereka semasa kapal sedang tenggelam? Ramai antara mereka berebut-rebut menyelamatkan diri untuk meninggalkan kapal dan antara mereka yang kaya-raya, baru tersedar bahawa wang tidak dapat membelikan segala-galanya termasuk satu tempat duduk diatas bot penyelamat untuk menyelamatkan diri (Hijrah TDM). Tetapi bukan semua yang berperangai bagitu. Ada beberapa di antara mereka (Napoleon) yang masih berani mempertahankan nama Titanic dan tayangannya menyambung semula.

 

Terdapat sepasang orang tua (MIC & PPP) yang terbaring di katil menunggu kapal tengelam yang ditinggalkan mereka oleh anak-anak muda dan tidak larat pula bergerak menyelamatkan diri. Terdapat juga pemain-pemain muzik (MCA, PBB, LDP, PBRS, PRS, SAPP, SPDP, SUPP, UPKO)  yang masih memainkan lagu-lagu kapal Titanic,  demikianlah sayangnya mereka kepada muzik Titanic. Juga terdapat anak-anak kapal (GERAKAN) yang masih bekerja di bahagian bawah kapal yang cuba menutup kebocoran tetapi akhirnya mati dengan menganggap diri mereka wira tampa mengetahui kapal sudah tidak dapat diselamatkan dengan hanya menutup kebocoran kapal.

 

Adakah anda ketahui siapakah Direktor tayangan Titanic (BN)?  James Cameron (TDM).

 

Adakah anda ketahui siapakah penulis skrip? Masih TDM.

 

Adakah anda ketahui tayangan ini dipernunjukan serata dunia?

 

Adakah anda ketahui Malaysia mempunyai ramai pelakon-pelakon lelaki dan wanita dan pembantu-pembantu seniman dan seniwati.

 

Tak apalah, ia cuma sebuah tayangan. Tayangan sebenar baru bermula.

 

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“Victory Cries” After Permatang Pauh By-Election.(“Laungan-Laungan Kemenangan” Selepas Pilihanraya Kecil di Permatang Pauh.)

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Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!”  

 

“Hail! Man of Honour” walks again in the Corridors of Power

Malaysiakini Bloggers Headlines on 27 August 2008.

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“Man of Honour” won Landslide Victory in P44 Permatang Pauh!

 

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

 

A defining moment in Malaysian History was achieved when DSAI won the by-election in Permatang Pauh yesterday with a landslide victory over his opponent just 3 days prior to Parliament presenting it’s 2009 Budget (29 August 2008) and 5 days prior to Malaysians celebrating it’s 51st Anniversary of Merdeka (Liberty Day) on 31st August 2008.

 

Sit tight for the next episode on 29 August 2008,  the preview to 16 September 2008 when Malaysians celebrates “Freedom Day”.

 

More Prophesies at Nostradamus Quatrains on “Wag the Dog” and Nostradamus Quatrains on Malaysia.

Malaysian’s Sensitivities. A Foreigner’s Guide? Sensitiviti rakyat Malaysia? Panduan untuk Pelawat Asing?

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Malaysians are sensitive like the plant called Mimosa. They curled and closed up so fast the moment something touches them.

(Rakyat Malaysia adalah sensitive umpama tumbahan Mimosa. Ia mengerekot dan menutup dengan cepat apabila disentuhi.)

 

Malaysians are also sensitive like a woman scorned. Say anything right or wrong and wait for her to unleash the storm.

(Rakyat Malaysia juga seumpama wanita dihina. Cakap betul ke salah tetap kena belasah umpama menunggu angin ribut.)

 

So, if you are a foreign visitor to Malaysia, please be aware of the following, else you may be charged under the Internal Security Act or Sedition Act or maybe get whacked or maybe get a cold reception.

(Jika anda seorang pelawat asing ke Malaysia, kenalah prihatin, silap-silap terkena dakwaan di bawah ISA atau Akta Hasutan atau kena tumbuk atau mendapat reaksi dingin.)

 

1.         Do not talk anything about Pigs or Dogs or Cows or Snakes.

            (Jangan bercakap apa-apa berkenaan Babi atau Anjing atau Lembu atau Ular.)

 

2.         Do not talk anything about Mongolia, Israel or Singapore.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Mongolia, Israel atau Singapura.)

 

3.         Do not talk anything about C4.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan C4.)

 

4.         Do not talk anything about Sodomy.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Liwat.)

 

5.         Do not talk anything about Religion.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Ugama.)

 

6.         Do not talk anything about God.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Tuhan.)

 

7.         Do not talk anything about Bumiputera or Race.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Bumiputera atau Bangsa.)

                       

8.         Do not talk anything about ISA or Sedition Act.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan ISA atau Akta Hasutan.)

           

9.         Do not talk anything about sleeping.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan tidur.)

 

10.       Do not talk anything about oil.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan minyak.)

 

11.       Do not talk anything about any sound or prayers you hear.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan bunyi atau sembahyang yang kedengaran.)

 

12.       Do not talk anything about the Bar Council.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Majlis Peguam.)

 

13.       Do not talk anything about the latest world fashions.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan fesyen dunia terkini.)

 

14.       Do not talk anything about the latest world singers.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan penyanyi dunia terkini.)

 

15.       Do not talk anything about the latest novels.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan novel terkini.)

 

16.       Do not talk anything about the latest music.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan muzik terkini.)

 

17.       Do not talk anything about the best universities.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan universiti terbaik.)

 

18.       Do not talk anything about local universities.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan universiti tempatan.)

 

19.       Do not talk anything about keris or songkok.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan keris atau songkok.)

 

20.       Do not talk anything about Mat Rempits, Ah Longs or Transvestites.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Mat Rempit, Ah Long atau Pondan.)

 

21.       Do not talk anything about tolls, electricity or water.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan tol, elektrik atau air.)

 

22.       Do not talk anything about prices of cars, education, sin or not sin taxes.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan harga kereta, pendidikan, cukai haram atau tidak haram.)

 

23.       Do not talk anything about Press Freedom.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Kebebasan Akhbar.)

 

24.       Do not talk anything about Past Malaysian History.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Sejarah Malaysia Lampau.)

 

25.       Do not talk anything about The Malaysian Constitution.

            (Jangan bercakap berkenaan Perlembagaan Malaysia.)

 

In short, when visiting Malaysia, pretend to be Malaysians, be dumb and deaf and don’t even think because a lot of people can read your mind and know ahead what you are thinking or planning to do.

(Secara ringkasnya, apabila melawat Malaysia, berpura-pura jadi rakyat Malaysia yang bisu dan pekak dan jangan sekali-sekali fikir kerana ramai orang boleh membaca minda dan ketahui apa yang difikirkan atau dirancang oleh anda.)

 

If you are the type who just need to talk, just talk about the weather only in Malaysia and anything else critical of any other country except Malaysia. Don’t even wish anybody, else you may be seen offending someone’s religion.

(Jika anda jenis yang suka bercakap, cakap sahaja tentang cuaca di Malaysia dan benda-benda lain yang mengkritik Negara lain kecuali Malaysia.)

 

Just enjoy the scenery and pay as you go along. Better still, get an Electronic Payment Toll Card and you don’t even have to talk to anyone.

(Nikmatilah pemandangan sekeliling dan bayarlah semasa merayau-rayau. Seeloknya dapatkan Kad Bayar Tol Elektronik dan anda tidak perlu bercakap dengan sesiapa pun.)

Predictions of 10 Possibilities In Malaysia. Ramalan atas 10 Kemungkinan di Malaysia.

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1.         Is it possible that DSAI wins the Permatang Pauh elections and become the next Chief Minister of Penang as a stepping stone to becoming Prime Minister?

(Mungkinkah DSAI memenangi pilihan raya Permatang Pauh dan menjadi Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang sebelum menjadi Perdana Menteri?)

 

2.         Is it possible that DSAB resign as PM of Malaysia after the Permatang Pauh elections and  handover to DSNTR earlier than expected?

(Mungkinkah DSAB meletak jawatan sebagai PM Malaysia selepas pilihan raya Permatang Pauh dan menyerahkannya kepada DSNTR lebih awal dari jangkaan?)

 

3.         Is it possible that UMNO and PKR will combine to form a new party?

           (Mungkinkah UMNO dan PKR akan bergabung untuk membentuk sebuah parti baru?)

 

4.         Is it possible that all other component parties of BN without UMNO will combine with PKR to form a new party?

(Mungkinkah parti-parti komponen BN lain kecuali UMNO akan bergabung dengan PKR untuk membentuk sebuah parti baru?)

 

5.         Is it possible that PKR and PAS will combine to form a new party?

(Mungkinkah PKR dan PAS akan bergabung untuk membentuk sebuah parti baru?)

 

6.         Is it possible that PKR, DAP and HINDRAF will combine to form a new party?

(Mungkinkah PKR,DAP dan HINDRAF akan bergabung  untuk membentuk sebuah parti baru?)

 

7.         Is it possible that TDM and all other Little Napoleons knows of these possibilities and are preparing to migrate?

(Mungkinkah TDM dan semua “Little Napoleons” mengetahui kemungkinan-kemungkinan ini dan sedang bersedia untuk berhijrah?)

 

8.         Is it possible that DSAI is charged and disqualified as Member of Parliament after winning the Permatang Pauh election?

(Mungkinkah DSAI didakwa dan tidak layak sebagai Ahli Parlimen selepas memenangi pilihan raya Permatang Pauh?)

 

9.         Is it possible that there will be another by election in Selangor or Perak?

            (Mungkinkah ada pilihan raya kecil semula di Selangor atau Perak?)

 

10.       Is it possible that there will be new religious parties formed besides PAS eg. Christian, Buddhist, Confucianism, Hindu, Bahai, Sikhism, Judaism or other beliefs?

(Mungkinkah akan tertubuhnya  parti berugama baru  selain PAS seperti Kristian, Buddha, Konfucius, Hindu, Bahai, Sikh, Yahudi atau lain-lain kepercayaan?)

 

 

Permatang Pauh Voters decide for Nation? Pengundi Permatang Pauh tentukan untuk Negara?

1.         Voters of Permatang Pauh will vote come 26 August 2008. Who to vote for and What  to vote for?   (Man of Honour in Nostradamus Quatrains on Wag the Dog?)

 

Pengundi-pengundi Permatang Pauh akan undi menjelang 26 Ogos 2008. Mengundi Siapa and mengundi untuk Apa? (Man of Honour di Nostradamus Quatrains Wag the Dog?)

 

2.         50 Questions to test your Conscience at Jeyklls and Hydes in Malaysia – Are You?

           

50 Soalan untuk menguji Suara Hati anda di Jeyklls and Hydes di Malaysia. Adakah Anda?

Racism to Satanism (Sifat Perkauman kepada Sifat Setan)

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1.         If anyone thinks as a Malaysian at heart you will never support any of the current political parties who speaks only about championing or protecting their own race and religious interests. Whether it comes from UMNO, PAS, MCA, MIC, PKR, Gerakan, HINDRAF, PBS, DAP, PPP or whatever new name,  it’s called racism and whoever supports that party is called a racist. It is no different from apartheid. It dirties and poisons your soul.

2.         Those who are racists but speak with a fork tongue (Jeyklls), hiding it behind other causes like religion, meritocracy, education, poverty, social reengineering, ethnic rights etc are even worse than self declared racists and can only fit into the category of Satans.

3.         Malaysian racists and the MSN have corrupted the following words which meant differently in other countries example – nationalism, patriotism, royalists, freedom, liberty, corruption, democracy, humanity etc.

4.         Power, Greed, Selfishness and Racism rule in Malaysia and now we include Satanism.

(Versi Bahasa Melayu)

1.         Jika sesiapa memikir sebagai rakyat Malaysia di hati, anda tidak akan menyokong parti-parti politik sekarang yang cuma bercakap tentang ketuanan atau pembelaan bangsa dan kepercayaan ugama mereka sendiri. Samada ia datang daripada UMNO, PAS, MCA, MIC, PKR, Gerakan, HINDRAF, PBS, DAP, PPP atau sebarang nama baru, itulah maksud perkauman  dan sesiapa yang menyokong parti tersebut dipanggil seorang rasis. Ia tidak berbedza sangat dengan aparteid. Ia mencemarkan dan meracuni jiwa anda.

2.         Mereka yang rasis tetapi bercakap dengan lidah bercabang (Jeyklls) dengan menyembunyikan di belakang alasan ugama, meritokrasi, pendidikan, kemiskinan, kerombakkan social, kepentingan pribumi dsbnya adalah lebih teruk dari seorang rasis yang diketahui umum dan harus dikategorikan sebagai  Setan.

3.         Rakyat Malaysia yang rasis dan MSN telah mencemarkan perkataan-perkataan yang memberi maksud lain di negara-negara asing seperti – nasionalisme, patriotisme, penyokong Raja, kebebasan, kemerdekaan, korupsi, demokrasi, perikemanusiaan dsbnya.

4.         Kuasa, Tamak, Kepentingan diri dan Sifat Perkauman bermaharajalela di Malaysia dan sekarang kita memasukkan Sifat Setan.     


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